done-with-you instagram 9-grid planning
Content Constellation
A strategic static feed that dumps the Instagram rat race but still says “I've got my shit together” (even if you don't).
Take my hand 🫴 lovingly, is this you?
“Post consistently on IG” has been haunting your to-do list since 2019
Your Instagram posting schedule is either a ghost town or has busy as Time Square but never the same for long
You cringe a little when someone asks for your account
You break out into a cold sweat thinking about your content plan for the next 3 months
You're relationship status with Instagram can be described as “it's complicated”
Create an IG Constellation that is as wonderful and weird as you are
with an expert who knows how the hell IG works
What's included?
90-minute static content constellation strategy call where we map out your 9-grid
Content outline in a custom Notion dashboard that includes design inspo and instructions
Canva (and Figma) templates to make putting your 9-grid together easy peasy
Two rounds of feedback via email — for when you need a nudge and when you're ready to press post (redeemable up to 3 months)
Bonus option: Six weeks of Slack support to make sure you post the dang thang
$500
Everything you need to map, format, and launch your 9-grid
optional Slack support for real-time check ins and easy collaboration for $300
life on the other side of the 9-grid
dude, soo much TIME to spend more wisely
Okay real talk: this is the number 1 benefit of having a static feed. Instead of worrying about posting finally posting, and getting zero engagement, you can work on marketing that actually moves the needle.
pride when sharing your ig
No more saying, “oh, I'm in the middle of updating everything” (despite being in the middle of updating for a year) when a potential client asks for your handle.
less heckling from your brain
Now when the evil teen in your brain tries to yell at you for being So. Whack. online, you can show it the proof that you are actually cool and normal when it comes to IG.
How this works
Secure your Content Constellation spot!
You'll receive an elaborate, yet poignant, questionnaire to brain dump all of your business wins and woes into
Upon submission, you'll get a link to book your 90-minute strategy call. These are booked on a first-come, first service basis so if you're trying to get you 9-grid up ASAP, prioritize submitting the form.
Strategy call time! We have a deep meaningful convo (DMC) about your business hopes and dreams AND whiteboard out your 9-grid
I'll go to my strategy cave ➡️ 🪨 for two weeks to put the finishing touches on your content outline.
Strategy delivery day! You get your Notion dashboard, content outline, white board, call notes, and templates two weeks after our call.
You have up to three months after strategy delivery to get your two rounds of feedback.
BONUS: if you add on Slack support, we'll spend six weeks working together to bring your 9-grid to life. On the strategy call, we'll discuss which six weeks make the most sense to fit into your life.
Meet KP
(they/them)
content witch & social media strategist
Howdy! I'm KP and I'd like to welcome to Planet Jupiter Content Co.
With 10 years of experience in the digital marketing space and a lifetime of trying to fit myself into places I don’t belong, I created Jupiter Content Co. for other small business weirdos trying to build a better world for themselves.
I work with and for the girls, gays, and theys creating strategy-driven content, especially if that content frees them from the tyranny of the algorithm.
I believe the weirdos shall inherit the earth and I am doing everything in my power to speed up that process.
my 9-grid origin story
why i built content constellation
After a decade in social media, I launched my own brand—and immediately found myself avoiding Instagram.
Every week, “post on IG” would rot on my to-do list. I’d either skip it entirely, or spiral into overthinking, doomscrolling for inspo, and giving up before I hit post.
When I did post, it was a spiral of overthinking, doomscrolling, and zero leads. I needed a feed that worked without me losing my lil mind.
That’s when I asked myself:
What if my feed didn’t have to be a never-ending scroll?
What if it could be a zine? A bulletin board? A landing page?
So I built 9 intentional posts that reflected my brand, my offers, and my vibe. I made sure each post could stand alone but still was parts to a whole (hence the Constellation part).
It looked good (Libra rising), held depth (Gemini Moon, Aquarius Mercury), and felt like me (Pisces Sun).
And it worked!
Now I help other values-led, neurodivergent, and creative biz owners do the same—without burning out, selling out, or posting just to post.
If you’ve ever felt like showing up online was a full-time job instead of ya know your actual full-time job… this is for you.
Availability is limited!
rewire your relationship with instagram
book your content constellation call now