done-with-you instagram 9-grid planning
Content Constellation
A strategic static feed that dumps the Instagram rat race but still says “I've got my shit together” (even if you don't).
Take my hand 🫴 lovingly, is this you?
“Post consistently on Instagram” has been haunting your to-do list since 2019
Your IG feed is either a ghost town or as busy as Time Square but never the same for long
You cringe when someone asks for your account — outdated info, four haircuts ago, and represents someone you haven't been in months (or tbh years)
You break out into a cold sweat thinking about your content plan for the next 3 months
You're relationship status with Instagram can be described as “it's complicated”
Trade your chaotic content cal for 9 star posts that showcase who you are, what you stand for AND what you sell.
introducing
the content constellation
A Done-with-you Instagram strategy and content map to plot your 9-grid and the path that takes you there.
In just six weeks, we’ll build a 9-grid where every post is its own star and works together to tell the full story of your business.
You’ll walk away with:
$500
Everything you need to map, format, and launch your 9-grid
add on Slack support for real-time check ins and easy collaboration for $300
what early adopters think
"Honestly if you’ve been flip-flopping over quitting IG and playing with the idea of doing a 9-grid, this is the service for you. Proper handholding and support while you create your 9-grid to finally get it out of your brain!”
—Sue-Jan, Neurodivergent Notion Bestie
“KP understood my evil plan for my 9-grid perfectly. Warning y'all now, I am ONLY ever going to get MORE CHAOTIC from here on out”
—Casey, Compassionate Marketer
"If you are someone who lives in the "normal" space of life, KP is who you want to strategize content with.
People may say that they can work your dreams of having mini donkeys into your content, but nobody will blend it seamlessly into content for a [9-grid] the way KP does."
—Julie, Pinterest + SEO Specialist
“My call with [KP] has me FIRED UP bc my 9 grid isn't just a babysitter for my feed, it's literally a pathway to all the portals I've opened - podcast, substack, offers, etc. and this call REVIVED my energy and love for creating all these things”
—Chelsea, Podcaster + Strategist
life on the other side of the 9-grid
so much more time
Okay real talk: this is the number 1 benefit of having a static feed. Instead of worrying about posting finally posting, and getting zero engagement, you can work on marketing that actually moves the needle.
pride when sharing your iG
No more saying, “oh, I'm in the middle of updating everything” (despite being in the middle of updating for a year) when a potential client asks for your handle.
less heckling from your brain
Now when the evil teen in your brain tries to yell at you for being ‘So. Whack.’ online, you can show it the proof that you are actually cool and normal when it comes to IG.
my 9-grid origin story
why i built content constellation
After a decade in social media, I launched my own brand—and immediately found myself avoiding Instagram.
Every week, “post on IG” would rot on my to-do list. I’d either skip it entirely, or spiral into overthinking, doomscrolling for inspo, and giving up before I hit post.
When I did post, it was a spiral of overthinking, doomscrolling, and zero leads. I needed a feed that worked without me losing my lil mind.
That’s when I asked myself:
What if my feed didn’t have to be a never-ending scroll?
What if it could be a zine? A bulletin board? A landing page?
So I built 9 intentional posts that reflected my brand, my offers, and my vibe. I made sure each post could stand alone but still was parts to a whole (hence the Constellation part).
It looked good (Libra rising), held depth (Gemini Moon, Aquarius Mercury), and felt like me (Pisces Sun).
And it worked!
Now I help other values-led, neurodivergent, and creative biz owners do the same—without burning out, selling out, or posting just to post.
If you’ve ever felt like showing up online was a full-time job instead of ya know your actual full-time job… this is for you.
Availability is limited!
Meet KP
(they/them)
content witch & social media strategist
Howdy! I'm KP and I'd like to welcome to Planet Jupiter Content Co.
With 10 years of experience in the digital marketing space and a lifetime of trying to fit myself into places I don’t belong, I created Jupiter Content Co. for other small business weirdos trying to build a better world for themselves.
I work with and for the girls, gays, and theys creating strategy-driven content, especially if that content frees them from the tyranny of the algorithm.
I believe the weirdos shall inherit the earth and I am doing everything in my power to speed up that process.
Stop losing precious time to another Instagram-themed spiral, we have an evil gay empire to create!
book your content constellation call now